Two men were sitting in the chairs....

Two guys are talking behind me. One asks the other if he thinks he’ll ever get back together with his wife. The second one says something to the effect of let the chips fall where they may, and then, “I miss my dog. I mean, I miss my wife, too, but I miss my dog. (pause) They’re not judgmental, and they’re always happy to see you.” I did try not to laugh out loud. I might have snorted.